While perusing the shelves at the Brazosport College Library yesterday morning, September 20th of 2015, nineteen year old college student, Master Star Commander, was viciously attacked by a bear. That the bear was found indoors was not the most surprising fact of the tale, and neither was the fact that it was prowling in a region bears are not often seen. The most surprising fact was this: the bear was a cyborg. Yes, a cyborg. Before young MSC could remove her nose from the book she was deeply entrenched in, a chainsaw armed monster was upon her. Fortunately, damage levels were at a minimum; all that was lost was the life of a young woman going nowhere.
After the body was recovered, the bear was found clawing its way through the twenty-eight copies of Animal Farm by George Orwell the library is in possession of.